imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena
like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed
and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop
and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games
i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
Something that better happen in season 9.
JOHN IN HEAVEN AHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
I don’t know why people call bisexuals greedy, it’s not like we’re all hording 10 people of both genders in our basements. I only have like 5 jeez.
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
no d december has finally begun. no one is ever allowe to use the letter again or you will be THROWN INTO THE UNGEON
We humbly regret to inform you that while your last post was highly informative, the usage of the letter-that-shall-not-be-written/spoken, was prevalent twice. Thus this warrant for your arrest, to be thrown in our castle’s basement for the entirety of the twelfth month.
Im in the prison right now it has excellent wifi
i just sat here and laughed for five minutes straight
hE S SO CUFKCING SCARED
TENNIS BALLS INTENSIFY
that nigga dead, he summoned ifrit with that balloon
the fire nation struck again
frodo coulda destroyed the ring in that room
casting for the new human torch
u think his fedora protected him or nah
Out of the friendzone into the fire