
something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.
I’m so sorry about that spam of gibberish guys. I’m going to go delete most of it once I’m at a computer. My friend Piper got onto my account and decided it would be fun.
So yeah,
Sorry.
haha its all good tho i honestly just thought it was funny
i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
Headphone Silence: Microsoft to Pull Complete Reversal (180?) on Xbox One DRM Policies
The tug-of-war between Microsoft and Sony just got more interesting. Multiple sources inform me Microsoft will announce what amounts to a complete reversal on its DRM policies for Xbox One today.
What does this mean?
- No more always online requirement
- The console no longer has to…
everyone jokes about how leonardo dicaprio has never gotten an oscar but for real why the fuck hasn’t leonardo dicaprio ever gotten an oscar
stop hating on benedict cumberbatch for playing khan and being white
stop hating on benedict cumberbatch for playing khan and being white
stop hating on benedict cumberbatch for playing khan and being white
STOP HATING ON BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH FOR PLAYING KHAN AND BEING WHITE
YOU BET YOUR DAMN ASS HE DID A GREAT JOB
I DONT APPRECIATE THE LACK OF DIVERSITY IN MOVIES EITHER BUT HATING ON AN ACTOR FOR BEING W H I T E MAKES U A SHITTY PERSON

suicide jokes are not funny (◕‿◕✿)
rape jokes are not funny (◕‿◕✿)
if you joke about suicide or rape i will shove a knife down your throat and joke about that (⊙‿⊙✿)
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be

